christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I SERIOUSLY ASKED FOR SOCKS AND ANTIAGING CREAM AND ALL I GOT WERE SOCKS.
American TV shows lied to me, okay. Things American TV shows suggested one would get as an ~adult include:
- being asked on a date
- being asked for one’s number
- being flirted with by someone unfamiliar to one
- meeting someone cute by accident in a coffee shop
IT’S ALL BULLSHIT
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
I want there to be a scene after the battle on earth where Shepard wakes up from a coma and Garrus is sleeping in the chair by her hospital bed and she shakes him awake and hes like on the verge of crying and she goes “I almost died letting you think you were a better shot than me take me to the Presidium I want a rematch”