Anti-Dursley Equation

Fighting normalcy with every tooth.

a-studyinsonic:

NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Are tanned
  • Good-looking
  • Drink copious amounts of alcohol
  • Like sport
  • Can magically surf
  • Say G’Day Mate

ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Have ridden an emu to school at least once

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myrddin-emrys:

notaganger:

notbuyinit:

khasislieb:

My last piece: Tony Stark of Winterfell

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IMAGE MY WHOLE LIFE

My life is complete. I can die now.

I don’t even watch GoT and this is really neat-o.

Someone tell RDJ. I feel like he would like it.

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slytheringsnake:

slytheringsnake:

slytheringsnake:

I found a box in my closet and when i opened it i saw notes that my friend and i would pass each other during class that i’d saved and i saw something wrapped up in a napkin so naturally i opened it. Do you wanna know what i found

teeth

i found human teeth

UPDATE:

they’re actually my wisdom teeth. My mom put them in there because she thought i’d want them in there???

friendly reminder that my mom also has 12 inches of my braided hair in her closet as well

This only further convinces me of the fact that when women give birth they literally lose their minds.

crowleys-dungeon:

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.



WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!

crowleys-dungeon:

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

image

WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!

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rydenthatdick:

DAAAMMNNNN

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almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

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nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of
micaylamadness micaylamadness Said:

chevroulette:

varyaner:

lordoftheelves:

image

My hero.

god that’s satisfying to watch.